Mintman159's soundboard

Hi guys how are yall doing today

Hulk Kid - nooooo

I aint gettin all sweaty

I am going to crush you

I am going to give you such a pinch!

I am ready for school

I am so f**kin proud of you I could shit

I am so ready to own

I can see you like a sponge

I can't catch a break!

I Don't Care Elbow

I don't even care if you want to kiss me

I don't like storms!

I don't much care for that

I don't need bling on my ding

I gave this girl $40, she calls me a freak

I got crushed in my own plan!

I got those clothes you wanted

I happily accept your invitation

I hate that woman

I have been in TV for 24 years

I have one we could share

I haven't even got to the best part

I just came to get something to eat!

I keep getting blown up!

I kicked him right in the wiener and then i ran

I like having a male nurse!

I Love Cleaning

I never asked your sister out

I smoked your ass

I think he's finally starting to get it

I think this belongs to me

I thought you were stupid but you're evil

I told her you don't mess with the dax

I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"

I Wanna Be in Florida

I will get to this in a second

I will not be defeated by this worm

I wouldn't do thaat

I yelled loud at her and she deserved it

I'll block it and swipe you

I'll bust your ass

I'll deport you, you stale danish

I'll sit in the jury box and make chit chat!

I'm a third degree burn victim

I'm gonna get you

I'm gonna punch him in the face

I'm jumping down

I'm just sitting on my ipod

I'm never gonna stop!

I'm not retarded, I'm resmarted

I've got 2 words for you: Loser

I've got a present for ya!

I've never had to kill a cop before

If she says this I'm gonna bite her

If you're a girl, they hit your face

In China, we got Knock-Out

It sounds boring to me!

It was the perfect plan!

It was very good and I ate milk duds

It's hot today, man

It's kind of a dumb game, I don't like it

It's like Fridays are cursed

It's Randal Rapist McGee!

It's the best Friday everrr!

JACOB IS MY FRIEND NOW

JACOB, CALL ME DAX