Masturgeon's soundboard

Ain't Nobody Got Time
Balls of Steel
Benny Hill
Brian, can you hear me?
Can't touch this!!
Careless Whisper
danger zone intro
Day[9] MAN MODE
dota2_cw_headshake
Dramatic Chipmunk
FinishHim
Forever Alone
GET TO ZE CHOPPA!!
Hank - LOSER
HELLO - LIONEL RICHIE
Hello darkness my old friend
Help Me im Making Bad Choices
Hurt
I'm all Alone
I'm Jarvan I'm Helping
im the smartest guy alive
It's Dangerous To Go Alone
It's Raining Men!
Keyboard Cat
Law and Order DUN DUN
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!
Michael Scott NO GOD
Nice job, dumbass!
NO GOD! PLEASE NO!!! NOOOOOOOO
nomnomnom
Noooo!
Oh Hell No
OH NOW YOU POKED THE BEAR!!!
pewpewpew
Pinkie Pie Surprise
Sad Trombone
Sev HELP
Shit Just Got Real
SNL "Oh No!" (1 of 4)
Spanish flea
Stop it Get Some Help
STOP IT TOM!
Stop poking me - War1
The Price is Right Losing Horn
THERE'S A BEAR OUT THERE
TPIR Yodel
Trololo
U Can't Touch This
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
YEAH !!
You are not prepared! >:o
you were the chosen one