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Se suor fosse dinheiro

Eita maínha! Danada!

Que casalzinho mais desanimado

Fomos surpreendidos

Minha nossa senhora!

Barney challenge accepted

He doesn't know

How many of these do you have?

Last time I was in Jersey...

A great big bushy beard!

You should get out more

I haven't got all day!

A very nice story

You have a point

Pardon my french, but...

I brought whisky!

I feel terrible

Don't Cock it up!

Argo f*ck yourself

Disappointeeed!

Yeah f*ck you too!

Life finds a way